singsweetly:

(via Small Cup Planter III)
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary


























Cube#252Title: One cube and two framesMaterial: Animation / gif / blenderYear: 2013

Cube#252
Title: One cube and two frames
Material: Animation / gif / blender
Year: 2013

ifreakinlovebooks:

Halfway through Snow Like Ashes and loving it!!!! LOVING IT!!!! I think I found myself a new favorite.

ifreakinlovebooks:

Halfway through Snow Like Ashes and loving it!!!! LOVING IT!!!! I think I found myself a new favorite.

skyoflight:

liiteri:

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.

1480px:

pool aesthetic game strong

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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